What day is it again? -everyone

Hello, guys!

I had this blog post I was going to post the other day but then God must have thought it was stupid or something and put a helping hand.

Anyways, there was no post.

You: Thanks, Captain Obviousness.

But there is no post.

Sorry (not sorry). I’ve been out and about all this month which meant no post. By out and about, I obviously mean that I’ve been at home just sobbing and dreading going back to school.

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Yup. I bet you it’s crossed all of our minds at some point this summer. School’s coming up and it’s just like why.

I’ve just been avoiding my responsibilities so much this summer. Like, I need a bit more time to get into reading and into math and the torturous P.E.

And I’ve been eating every 35 minutes just because I’m bored so by having one lunch and the “no food” (I mean, come on, we ALL sneak food in) policy certainly doesn’t help.

You know what? I bet I’ll cry or something because I’m missing the latest episode of The Loud House. Or because I’ve got to be in a room of 35 students and do work.

And then the drama! Don’t even get me started! Although I’m not involved, do you ever want to see some kids with a face like they’ve got some dragon dung under their nose whenever they see their ex or their “enemy” or people they “hate?”


I’m just very, very, very, very exasperated at the fact that I’m going to school again. For the 12th (is that right? I went to kinder and two years of preschool so…?) year straight. Can you imagine?

And then it’s highschool so double whoopie! even though we all now that hell’s about to break loose.

Like, even my skin must know so because it’s so angry. It’s angrier than Mr. Trump (cuz I don’t want to ruin my prospects here) would’ve been if he lost the presidency or if he gets impeached (we can only wish at this point.)

Oh, and I’ve got the biggest crush on a guy I can’t carry a full-on conversation with. Triple whoopie-do!

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It’s all going downhill, my friends. It’s all going *stifles yawn/sob* downhill.

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And might I include I’ve been going to sleep at, like, 2 A.M. and waking up at 1 in the afternoon? Once school starts, I’ll be in serious trouble. Why? You can’t be sleeping during Math II because reasons.

What I’m going to miss the most is being so socially ignorant. Like, I have not gone on any social media. No, that’s a lie; I have gone on it but just not obsessively or the “just one more minute and twenty minutes pass” thing. So yeah, tomayto, tomahto.

Come on, ask me if my best friend’s still alive. What the heck do I know? I mean, I hope she’s alive because I love her so much and she’s rad but I have no clue.

Ask me if the Donald’s tweeted something else and which minority or cultural group has been offended or disrespected, I wouldn’t know.

Heck, ask me about wisdom teeth and how they do it and I’ll be like

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Oh, wait. I actually do know about that. I even watched so many videos on YouTube about it that I literally could’ve run a mile and still be watching wisdom teeth being extracted and ground (is that the right word) and your gums being destroyed.

And we all know what a slow runner I am.

Oh, by the way, if any of you are feeling quite feverish or, even better, have a dentist appointment or wisdom tooth/teeth (?) extraction, please do by all means watch the following videos because I told you so.

Obviously unicorns pooping rainbows

Totally Drarry having a kid, hehe

Have fun sleeping tonight, Sherlocks.

Toodle-loo and till the next one. I’ll try (we all know what this means) posting more and better content. I have a posting schedule of some sort and make a YouTube channel or something so I can terrorize some other innocent children.

If anything of that sort does happen, you’ll be the first to know.

If I manage to talk to my crush, you will most certainly be the last person (is anyone here a potato?) to know because privacy things and all.

Thanks for hearing reading me ramble about stuff I have no clue on. Anyway, for real right now, toodle-loo and till next time.

UPDATE: BBF is alive and well.


A rant about hypocrites

Hello, fellow friends of the internet!
You may have noticed my very long break from posting. My condolences and I’m sorry for that. I’ve been in and out of places and my computer isn’t working very well. I haven’t been able to access WordPress or anything. Well, anyway, let’s get started.
By the way, I’ve just noticed most of my recent blog post are rants. Sorry (not sorry), my life is full of irritations and annoyances I just have to let it all out and say something. Nothing I can do about it.
Well, I can, but let’s admit it, I’m too lazy to.

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This would be me if it weren’t for me having to go places and do stuff.
Okay, if there is one thing I hate, it’s hypocrites. Like, there is nothing that is as annoying as them.
Now, hypocrites, as defined by the lovely Siddownshaddap on Urban Dictionary, is “(1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for. (2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them. (3) A person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.”

Here’s the link if ya’ll want to go check it out.

It’s the top definition as of the twenty-seventh of June.
Okay, we’re all human and all that and we are going to end up on doing stuff like this, I realize that, but I simply hate those who continually say something and do the opposite.
For example, I know some people that are really into helping others boost their self-confidence and everything, right? Every highschool you go to, there’s got to be a girl or lad that’s into helping others and all that. Like, that’s cool. Then there are people who are like that, but behind people’s backs or plain in front of the person, are snobby little gits.

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Okay, cool. You can preach on and on about whatever your mind tells you to, but not many people’ll actually listen to you if you do all that stuff. Seriously.
Some of you might be like, “You’re a foolish little ninth grader who hasn’t an ounce of logic or common sense” or “What the freak would you know about them?” or “Stop judging, you hater.”
Well, my response to you is that I just don’t like that they say something and do the other. It’s confusing and utterly perplexing from this point of view and for someone who doesn’t know much about the whole elaborate art of socializing and all that, it’s like telling me to make dinner with hardware tools.
Now, most of the girls in my grade are very savvy with words. No, seriously. Check their Instagram captions all you like, they are straight-up word wizards. They can say a scrabble of words and make it sound like a verbal or wordal or whatever version of Raphael’s School of Athens.

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I still can not get the fact that Michelangelo just got roasted out of my freakin’ mind.

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s just Google or GoodQuotes.comAnyways, they talk about how everyone is their own kind of beautiful. All sorts of things that make people nearly, but not nearly at the same time, cry. Phrases that sound so beautiful and sound like took eras to craft.

Anyways, they talk about how everyone is their own kind of beautiful. All sorts of things that make people nearly, but not nearly at the same time, cry. Phrases that sound so beautiful and sound like took eras to craft.
Here’s the thing that annoys me SO. FREAKING. MUCH.
At school, they’ll look at some girl different if she has acne or is a few pounds overweight.

They’ll start teasing and doing stuff they said they wouldn’t do or they hated.

And I’m just here like:

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It’s annoying as crap. And most people say why I don’t talk with them and all that. Well, first of all, being someone who’s normally on the outside and quiet, you see a bit more about people. I’m really observant and being quiet, in my opinion, is better than all that.

Now I know that the world still has great people, I’m not ranting that the whole world is a back-stabbing, wannabe planet. All I’m saying is that there are certain people that really, really annoy me with what they do.

Anyways, back to that girl we were talking about. Everyone thinks by default she’s nice and all, just because she puts a whole bunch of stuff. It sucks. Now I don’t want to be mean or anything, but most people are blind.

If you want to know what a man’s like, look at how he treats his inferiors.


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Here’s a meme I found on the internet, bois.

Albus Dumbledore, the headmaster of Hogwarts during most of Harry’s education, said that quote. It was referring to how Lucius Malfoy treated Dobby and how people treat people deemed “inferior.”

If you want to know how a person is, check and see how they act in the worst of times. These times will most often that not reveal the cold truth about a person, or reveal hidden greatness and nobility.

Well, bye. I’ll catch you guys on the flip side. Peace.

PS. I really need to stop ranting. Help me, please. Donate some happiness and contentedness to the less fortunate.

The Continuation of “Really Long Summary of Flipped A.K.A. One of the Best Books in the Entire History of Publishing”

Ha ha! Finally something I actually go back to and hopefully (no promises though) finish!

If you know me personally or just know my antic style, you should also be fully aware of my whole not medically diagnosed condition of procrastination.

I have a big issue finishing things. Especially when I have other things to finish. And the school year is coming to a close, so I’ve got that to worry about, too.

Some of you might be like, “Hey, V. What the f are you worried about? You’re just a simple teen who’s not even a teen and who just spends all her time rotting away on the internet and who has no social life away from emails to friends.”

Well, you’re right, but for someone who’s doing some things over the summer when they literally would do nothing over the whole entire year, it is a pretty drastic change.

I’ve also got friends this year, so I got that going for me, which is nice.

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Anyway, let’s continue with the actual purpose of this blog post.

If you want the previous post about Flipped A.K.A. One of the Best Books in the Entire History of Publishing, click on the words ¨slime man

So leaving off from where we ended, the tension between Mr. Goldilocks and Queen Juli is ever present. She avoids him, she hates him, whereas he seems to want to patch things up because, if you don’t already know, he has a crush on her.

A few days after that whole sit-down dinner, this really, really great event happens.

The 1963 Basketboy Auction is this thing where several boys with lunches in a basket are auctioned off individually. The person that places the highest bid gets to eat lunch with the boy they placed the bid on. You both get to eat whatever is in the basket and just talk.

Juli had some money from selling her hens’ eggs, but she doesn’t want to bid. To avoid temptation, she leaves the money she has at home. She thinks that if she has some money, she’d place a bid on Bryce and eventually lose out because of Sherri, Bryce’s ex-girlfriend (who has a major crush on Bryce).

Her plan fails when one of the people she sells her eggs to gives her some money because she hasn’t paid her. Juli tries to tell her that she doesn’t want it, but to no avail. In the end, she’s got money.

Garrett tells Bryce he saw Juli with a huge wad of money and that he’d be willing to bet that she’s betting on him. Bryce gets excited, he wants to talk to her and everything, but Juli bets on the boy before him. She bets 8 dollars on this nerdy boy who brought onion dip and is into airplanes and fishing.

He’s heartbroken. In the end, Sherri bets on him and wins. She pays a hefty amount, too. I’m guessing 50 bucks.

So now they’re eating lunch. Sherri really likes him and tries to engage with him and talk. Problem is that Juli, his Juli, is sitting next to him and Sherri. He can’t stop looking at her and thinking about how she looks exactly like the one on the newspaper.

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For those of you that can’t read Spanish, it says, ¨How can she just sit there, laugh and look so beautiful?¨ I live for these moments people, you don’t understand.

Bryce gets up. Moves to her direction. Says, ¨I need to talk to you, Juli.¨ Pulls her off her chair.

And attempts to kiss her.

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Look at her face! She’s absolutely revolted at the idea of kissing him even though she’s wanted it for so long!

But he got curbed. Really. Juli dodges his attempt and runs away crying. She bikes home.

Bryce tries to catch up with her, but meets Garrett. Garrett says that he’s flipped, he had a date with the hottest girl in the school and he blew it for someone like Juli.

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Garrett has always been a Jryce hater. Maybe he’s jealous. Who wouldn’t be? PS. It doesn’t happen like that, I just couldn’t find a good gif about it.

Bryce gets a little hotheaded (I mean, Garrett was a pretty crappy guy, so you can’t blame him) and punches him.

Bryce walks back home with a basket full of dirty dishes and a broken heart. At this point, he doesn’t care what others think about him and Juli, he likes her and that’s that. Nothing’s going to stop him from liking her.

Once home, he calls the Bakers. They don’t answer, so he goes over to the Bakers and knocks. Ms. Baker wants Juli to get it, but she doesn’t want to see Bryce after the whole near-kiss situation.

A few days pass when Juli sees Bryce digging up something in the front yard.

She is maaaaaad. All her hard work and he’s there cutting up her grass. Grass she grew.

Juli tells her dad and he’s like, ¨I said it was okay.¨

Bryce then appears carrying a sycamore tree.

Juli comes out and asks him if he needs any help.

And this happens.

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Boys, take note. This is how you get a girl to like you.

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And it ends like that. Juli gets the kiss she’s been waiting for and Bryce gets Juli to like him back.

Go read the book. It’s great, and if you don’t think so, you can fight me. I dare you.

Really Long Summary of Flipped A.K.A. One of the Best Books in the Entire History of Publishing

If you know me, you must know my favorite book of all time, Flipped. Some may not know the title, but it’s that book with the upside down yellow chick on it. It’s the best book ever, no joke. This’ll be a series of posts. I might as well just make my blog about books and movies since that’s what the good content is.

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Yeah, the title and the image are very symbolic which is why Yours Truly loves this book.

Flipped is a she said/he said book. The format is really clever. One part is from the boy’s POV (point of view for those of you who don’t know the term) and the other is from the girl’s. It’s a really creative way to write and also lets you pick sides on who you relate more to and who’s just right (you’ll see what I mean).

To make a long story short, it’s about this boy that moves into this neighborhood. He ends up moving across from the Bakers. They have this one daughter who likes Bryce Loski (that’s the guy that moved into the neighborhood) from the start. Unfortunately, he detests her. When they first meet, she wants to help unpack the myriad of packages they brought from their home. Bryce and his dad don’t want her to help, so his dad says to go help his mom with the dishes or something. He runs off. Guess who’s behind him? You guessed right, Julianna Baker (that’s that girl). She tries to grab him or something and he tries to dodge her attempts, but they end up holding hands.

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Oh my gosh. They’re holding hands, I can now die in peace.

Yeah, it’s a chick flick. So what? Fight me.

Anyway, she still is pretty annoying to him in the months to come. She tries to find him and he does everything in his power to avoid her. She does all this because she obviously has a humongous crush on the dude. She also just wants a friend and he seems like a pretty cool dude, so why not?

The point here is Juli’s crushing big time.

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I mean, how could she not? Just look at him.

They go to the same school and everything. Near the bus stop they get on to go to school, there’s this huge, majestic sycamore tree. She loves it. As a child, Juli and her brothers would climb it and it just had so many memories.

They cut it down.

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Look at Juli too. They were meant to be. They’d look so cute together.

Juli climbs up before they cut it down and tries to make the people that are in charge of cutting it down not cut it down (I’m rambling, aren’t I?). She tells all the kids to come up there. Juli begs Bryce to go up there especially. If you were ever a kid, you might recall the little song they used (or still do) to sing. I don’t know, it goes like, ¨Juli and Bryce sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.¨ Bryce’s initial reaction was to go up there, but at the same time, he didn’t want to be ¨late for school¨ (I mean, come on. That’s the lamest excuse I’ve heard. I don’t think he would have cared if he missed a day of school.), but the real reason he doesn’t want to go up there is because he doesn’t want all the kids at school to think him and Juli were a thing.

I know, it sucks.

She’s the only one to go up there and in the end, a huge crowd gathers and she appears in the newspaper. It’s a huge deal. She stays up there till late after school. Juli stayed the whole day up there in the tree in hopes the owner of the property wouldn’t cut it down. Her dad comes and eventually she goes down. Juli is crying, devastated.

Her dad, being a freelance artist and superb full-time dad, paints her the sycamore tree. He tells her that the whole is worth more than the parts. A cow is just a cow and a tree is just a tree, but a cow, a tree, the wind blowing through the dewy grass is more than just a cow, just the wind, just the grass.

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Seriously, Parent goals, amirite? Well, my parents are pretty cool as is, so probs not.

Okay, that part came a little bit earlier, but still, I was wondering where to put it and I couldn’t find a proper place. It’s there right now and it’ll stay right there. You don’t like it? Fight me.

I’m just joking. Don’t actually fight me, I’d fall after the first punch. Sorry for whatever.

In the months to come, she goes the longer way. She can’t bear looking at the trunk of the sycamore tree. She goes the longer way on a bike. It rained a lot during that season. She didn’t care, she got wet.

I forgot to mention that Bryce’s grandpa is living with them. His grandma, unfortunately, passed away. His grandpa sees Juli in the newspaper and is weirdly reminded of his late wife.

He talks to Bryce about her and he is interested in getting to know her better since he reminds her so freaking much about his wife.

Bryce is a bit weirded out. He looks at what his grandpa was saying though and starts feeling a bit of a crush for Juli.

Juli has been giving chicken eggs to the Loskis (Bryce’s family). She is selling them to her neighbors, but they’re the only exception.

*cue ¨The Only Exception¨ by Paramore*

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I seriously love this song. Go binge-listen to all their songs pls.

They are eating the eggs and then someone mentions something about babies in the eggs. The dad then tells Bryce to figure out if they had a rooster.

Bryce is deathly afraid of Juli, we mustn’t forget that important detail.

Bryce talks to his friend, Garrett, about it. In the end, they go look over her fence to see if there were any roosters. They find out the Baker’s backyard is a complete ¨disaster.¨ There’s no grass or anything.

Bryce tells his parents. His sister says something about salmonella. His dad tells Bryce to tell Juli Baker they don’t want her eggs anymore.

Like I said earlier, he is deathly afraid of Juli.

So he ends up throwing the eggs away.

And it continues for so long. One day, Juli delivers her eggs promptly. She stays there for a bit on the porch, just wondering about Mr. Goldilocks and his luscious hair; his blue eyes; you know, daydreaming.

Out of nowhere, Bryce comes out from around the corner with the trash. He has to throw it away. Juli sees a corner of her egg carton. She’s no fool and she realizes the horrible truth. Bryce says that he was throwing them away because ¨just look at your yard!¨

She gets mad and eventually stops talking to him.

She starts losing interest, but she still likes him a bit.

Chet (Bryce’s grandpa) goes over one day when Juli was slaving in the summer heat setting up a fence. They become friends. He tells her about who she reminds him about and gives him insider information about Bryce.

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¨Some of us get dipped in flat, some in satin, some in gloss…¨ He turned to me. ¨But every once in a while, you find someone who’s iridescent, and when you do, nothing will ever compare.¨

She tells him why her house was like that. They rent it. The landlord has to be in charge of all the greenery and the house, but he doesn’t and the Bakers can’t take care of it.

Juli says that the reason they rent it is so that her uncle Daniel can go to a private facility and be taken care of properly. Her uncle is mentally disabled because the umbilical cord was wrapped around his neck as a baby. The doctors couldn’t take it out.

It’s really expensive.

Chet one day explodes and says all that when Bryce’s dad keeps on complaining about Chet spending more time with Juli, a virtual stranger. He tells them about the eggs, about everything Bryce did.

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Bryce’s mom feels guilty. She invites them to come over for dinner one day. Juli’s mom was very, um, distrusting towards them and felt betrayed after Juli tells them what Bryce told her. She thinks that a boy his age couldn’t come up with anything like that. Chet wouldn’t do that because they personally knew him. His parents had to have something to do with it.

Before her inviting them, Juli is at the library, doing homework like any sane middleschooler would. This girl comes right next to her and says that Bryce might like her. That he was looking at her. Juli was not believing it, but hey, if it was true, then what?

They went to where Bryce and Garrett were. Bryce was talking about Juli’s uncle. Garrett says that that explains why she’s like that. Bryce, having something for Juli, said what. (I can remember this part like it was scarred into my brain through watching and reading the book so many times) Garrett said, ¨Well, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, right?¨ Bryce wants to punch him and all that. He just laughs though because bros before girls, amirite? Wrong. That was so wrong on another level. Anyway, Juli hears and at that point, her feelings towards Mr. Goldilocks changes.

She stops liking him. She wonders how the heck did she like a guy like him. All the things she liked about him turn into just things. His beautiful, blue eyes just turn into eyes of a person she strongly dislikes. His peach fuzz turns into just peach fuzz. His scent of watermelon no longer seems attractive.

I cried at this part. It’s really sad.

Anyway, as the date of the dinner between the Bakers and Loskis nears, Bryce’s feelings for Juli intensifies. Seriously. The day of the dinner, he has an awfully hard time trying to figure out what to wear. Just because of Juli.

The dinner was very tense. The Bakers brought some pies and Mrs. Loski and Mrs. Baker seemed to not be as tense. They sit across from each other and Juli, being an example for all girls out there, doesn’t talk or look at Bryce. When they leave, she apologizes for her behavior. He’s mad because she apologized and yeah, it’s like the whole Juli-likes-Bryce situation again. Juli hates him and Bryce loves her.


There’s a whole bunch more. I’m going to do two parts of this though. Sorry for the cliffhanger, but hey, I will tell you tomorrow what happens, so it’s not really a cliffhanger. Your arguments are invalid.

Plus, no ones sees the posts, so is it really a cliffhanger if no one sees it?