What day is it again? -everyone

Hello, guys!

I had this blog post I was going to post the other day but then God must have thought it was stupid or something and put a helping hand.

Anyways, there was no post.

You: Thanks, Captain Obviousness.

But there is no post.

Sorry (not sorry). I’ve been out and about all this month which meant no post. By out and about, I obviously mean that I’ve been at home just sobbing and dreading going back to school.

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Yup. I bet you it’s crossed all of our minds at some point this summer. School’s coming up and it’s just like why.

I’ve just been avoiding my responsibilities so much this summer. Like, I need a bit more time to get into reading and into math and the torturous P.E.

And I’ve been eating every 35 minutes just because I’m bored so by having one lunch and the “no food” (I mean, come on, we ALL sneak food in) policy certainly doesn’t help.

You know what? I bet I’ll cry or something because I’m missing the latest episode of The Loud House. Or because I’ve got to be in a room of 35 students and do work.

And then the drama! Don’t even get me started! Although I’m not involved, do you ever want to see some kids with a face like they’ve got some dragon dung under their nose whenever they see their ex or their “enemy” or people they “hate?”

NOOOO.

I’m just very, very, very, very exasperated at the fact that I’m going to school again. For the 12th (is that right? I went to kinder and two years of preschool so…?) year straight. Can you imagine?

And then it’s highschool so double whoopie! even though we all now that hell’s about to break loose.

Like, even my skin must know so because it’s so angry. It’s angrier than Mr. Trump (cuz I don’t want to ruin my prospects here) would’ve been if he lost the presidency or if he gets impeached (we can only wish at this point.)

Oh, and I’ve got the biggest crush on a guy I can’t carry a full-on conversation with. Triple whoopie-do!

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It’s all going downhill, my friends. It’s all going *stifles yawn/sob* downhill.

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And might I include I’ve been going to sleep at, like, 2 A.M. and waking up at 1 in the afternoon? Once school starts, I’ll be in serious trouble. Why? You can’t be sleeping during Math II because reasons.

What I’m going to miss the most is being so socially ignorant. Like, I have not gone on any social media. No, that’s a lie; I have gone on it but just not obsessively or the “just one more minute and twenty minutes pass” thing. So yeah, tomayto, tomahto.

Come on, ask me if my best friend’s still alive. What the heck do I know? I mean, I hope she’s alive because I love her so much and she’s rad but I have no clue.

Ask me if the Donald’s tweeted something else and which minority or cultural group has been offended or disrespected, I wouldn’t know.

Heck, ask me about wisdom teeth and how they do it and I’ll be like

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Oh, wait. I actually do know about that. I even watched so many videos on YouTube about it that I literally could’ve run a mile and still be watching wisdom teeth being extracted and ground (is that the right word) and your gums being destroyed.

And we all know what a slow runner I am.

Oh, by the way, if any of you are feeling quite feverish or, even better, have a dentist appointment or wisdom tooth/teeth (?) extraction, please do by all means watch the following videos because I told you so.

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Totally Drarry having a kid, hehe

Have fun sleeping tonight, Sherlocks.

Toodle-loo and till the next one. I’ll try (we all know what this means) posting more and better content. I have a posting schedule of some sort and make a YouTube channel or something so I can terrorize some other innocent children.

If anything of that sort does happen, you’ll be the first to know.

If I manage to talk to my crush, you will most certainly be the last person (is anyone here a potato?) to know because privacy things and all.

Thanks for hearing reading me ramble about stuff I have no clue on. Anyway, for real right now, toodle-loo and till next time.

UPDATE: BBF is alive and well.

Incomprehensible Rant About Buses

Hullo, everyone! Today, we were coming home, as usual, but had to go on the bus than our usual walk because meh, we didn’t feel like walking and my brother “twisted” his ankle or something.

When the bus finally arrived, I had Heathers blaring in my head and thought, “Why don’t I do a parody of “Candy Store,” but instead of Heather”

PERSON 1:
Is it gonna be late again?
Another half-hour gone?
I’ve got to go,
somewhere at a certain time and place.
I’d normally wait till it comes,
And everyone else would too.
But It’s way too late
For this, mate.
Listen up, biotch!

PERSON 2 & 3:
I hate!

PERSON 1:
Wastin’ time
Especially in this clime

PERSON 2 & 3:
I hate!

PERSON 1:
Comin’ late
‘Cause you don’t seem as great

PERSON 2 & 3:
I hate!

PERSON 1:
Spendin’ dime
Being scared
Losing him

PERSON 1:
Buses who

PERSON 1-3:
Never seem to come on time!

BUS DRIVER:
But there was traffic

PERSON 1:
Oh, that’s a classic

PERSON 3:
But there’s no car in sight for miles

PERSON 2:
YEAH!

PERSON 1:
Or maybe if you’d stop texting*
Not get in so many arguments
And get newer buses

PERSON 1-3:
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
The buses need some more work
It’s time for you to prove
Buses are truly good.
And you better listen, all you city jerk.

 *I haven’t seen them texting, but like they’re are drivers who text, there may be some bus drivers who are on the phone while driving. All of the bus drivers are super nice in my town, so it’s not a problem in here, but were a pretty small town, totally different than Oakland or San Francisco.
If it’s not apparent enough, I hate late buses. I only seem to use them to get to and from school and any time that can be used for writing on my blog or doing ¨homework¨ is precious time.
I’ve renounced buses. Like, I’ve only been walking than on the bus. The sad part is I’m actually going to college over the summer and as far as I know, you can’t walk the way there, so back to buses, I guess.
Buses are the one thing I do not have the patience for. Sure, I may be able to wait in lines, but buses are the only exception.
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Okay, it’s getting a bit old now, but I had to.

Oh, and waiting in this heat? Don’t even get me started. Sitting in over 100° F temperatures and in plain sight of the sun really annoys me. The bus stops in my area have no benches or a little blue shade thing for us to wait. And when there are fancy little blue shade things (I don’t know what they’re called), they’re always vandalized, smell of smoke, and are so just enclosed and stuff and badly ventilated.

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BREAKING NEWS: They are called bus shelters. Where they got shelter from, I have no idea.

Storytime: there was this guy who was “touching himself” according to police. In other words, he was masturbating. A couple of kids from the school I go to saw him and told the school’s cop. Him and a couple of others tried to arrest the guy, but you know, people don’t go away quietly.

It would’ve been quite a sight to see. A person running away from the cops. I feel bad for the guy and the cops for being involved in the whole situation. It was probably pretty awkward in the courtroom and everything.

Anyway, the cops tased the guy after he tried jumping over the fence and the story ends there. The guy had a previous criminal record.

There have been lots of fights around the bus stops too. Like, it gone to the point where someone’s been stabbed and ambulances and paramedics came.

Well, enough about buses. It’s summer and I may not be able to post as often since I share a computer with my family. Anyway, goodbye for now and I’ll catch you on the flipside. Peace.