What day is it again? -everyone

Hello, guys!

I had this blog post I was going to post the other day but then God must have thought it was stupid or something and put a helping hand.

Anyways, there was no post.

You: Thanks, Captain Obviousness.

But there is no post.

Sorry (not sorry). I’ve been out and about all this month which meant no post. By out and about, I obviously mean that I’ve been at home just sobbing and dreading going back to school.

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Yup. I bet you it’s crossed all of our minds at some point this summer. School’s coming up and it’s just like why.

I’ve just been avoiding my responsibilities so much this summer. Like, I need a bit more time to get into reading and into math and the torturous P.E.

And I’ve been eating every 35 minutes just because I’m bored so by having one lunch and the “no food” (I mean, come on, we ALL sneak food in) policy certainly doesn’t help.

You know what? I bet I’ll cry or something because I’m missing the latest episode of The Loud House. Or because I’ve got to be in a room of 35 students and do work.

And then the drama! Don’t even get me started! Although I’m not involved, do you ever want to see some kids with a face like they’ve got some dragon dung under their nose whenever they see their ex or their “enemy” or people they “hate?”

NOOOO.

I’m just very, very, very, very exasperated at the fact that I’m going to school again. For the 12th (is that right? I went to kinder and two years of preschool so…?) year straight. Can you imagine?

And then it’s highschool so double whoopie! even though we all now that hell’s about to break loose.

Like, even my skin must know so because it’s so angry. It’s angrier than Mr. Trump (cuz I don’t want to ruin my prospects here) would’ve been if he lost the presidency or if he gets impeached (we can only wish at this point.)

Oh, and I’ve got the biggest crush on a guy I can’t carry a full-on conversation with. Triple whoopie-do!

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It’s all going downhill, my friends. It’s all going *stifles yawn/sob* downhill.

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And might I include I’ve been going to sleep at, like, 2 A.M. and waking up at 1 in the afternoon? Once school starts, I’ll be in serious trouble. Why? You can’t be sleeping during Math II because reasons.

What I’m going to miss the most is being so socially ignorant. Like, I have not gone on any social media. No, that’s a lie; I have gone on it but just not obsessively or the “just one more minute and twenty minutes pass” thing. So yeah, tomayto, tomahto.

Come on, ask me if my best friend’s still alive. What the heck do I know? I mean, I hope she’s alive because I love her so much and she’s rad but I have no clue.

Ask me if the Donald’s tweeted something else and which minority or cultural group has been offended or disrespected, I wouldn’t know.

Heck, ask me about wisdom teeth and how they do it and I’ll be like

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Oh, wait. I actually do know about that. I even watched so many videos on YouTube about it that I literally could’ve run a mile and still be watching wisdom teeth being extracted and ground (is that the right word) and your gums being destroyed.

And we all know what a slow runner I am.

Oh, by the way, if any of you are feeling quite feverish or, even better, have a dentist appointment or wisdom tooth/teeth (?) extraction, please do by all means watch the following videos because I told you so.

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Totally Drarry having a kid, hehe

Have fun sleeping tonight, Sherlocks.

Toodle-loo and till the next one. I’ll try (we all know what this means) posting more and better content. I have a posting schedule of some sort and make a YouTube channel or something so I can terrorize some other innocent children.

If anything of that sort does happen, you’ll be the first to know.

If I manage to talk to my crush, you will most certainly be the last person (is anyone here a potato?) to know because privacy things and all.

Thanks for hearing reading me ramble about stuff I have no clue on. Anyway, for real right now, toodle-loo and till next time.

UPDATE: BBF is alive and well.

A rant about hypocrites

Hello, fellow friends of the internet!
You may have noticed my very long break from posting. My condolences and I’m sorry for that. I’ve been in and out of places and my computer isn’t working very well. I haven’t been able to access WordPress or anything. Well, anyway, let’s get started.
By the way, I’ve just noticed most of my recent blog post are rants. Sorry (not sorry), my life is full of irritations and annoyances I just have to let it all out and say something. Nothing I can do about it.
Well, I can, but let’s admit it, I’m too lazy to.

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This would be me if it weren’t for me having to go places and do stuff.
Okay, if there is one thing I hate, it’s hypocrites. Like, there is nothing that is as annoying as them.
Now, hypocrites, as defined by the lovely Siddownshaddap on Urban Dictionary, is “(1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for. (2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them. (3) A person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.”

Here’s the link if ya’ll want to go check it out.

It’s the top definition as of the twenty-seventh of June.
Okay, we’re all human and all that and we are going to end up on doing stuff like this, I realize that, but I simply hate those who continually say something and do the opposite.
For example, I know some people that are really into helping others boost their self-confidence and everything, right? Every highschool you go to, there’s got to be a girl or lad that’s into helping others and all that. Like, that’s cool. Then there are people who are like that, but behind people’s backs or plain in front of the person, are snobby little gits.

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Okay, cool. You can preach on and on about whatever your mind tells you to, but not many people’ll actually listen to you if you do all that stuff. Seriously.
Some of you might be like, “You’re a foolish little ninth grader who hasn’t an ounce of logic or common sense” or “What the freak would you know about them?” or “Stop judging, you hater.”
Well, my response to you is that I just don’t like that they say something and do the other. It’s confusing and utterly perplexing from this point of view and for someone who doesn’t know much about the whole elaborate art of socializing and all that, it’s like telling me to make dinner with hardware tools.
Now, most of the girls in my grade are very savvy with words. No, seriously. Check their Instagram captions all you like, they are straight-up word wizards. They can say a scrabble of words and make it sound like a verbal or wordal or whatever version of Raphael’s School of Athens.

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I still can not get the fact that Michelangelo just got roasted out of my freakin’ mind.

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s just Google or GoodQuotes.comAnyways, they talk about how everyone is their own kind of beautiful. All sorts of things that make people nearly, but not nearly at the same time, cry. Phrases that sound so beautiful and sound like took eras to craft.

Anyways, they talk about how everyone is their own kind of beautiful. All sorts of things that make people nearly, but not nearly at the same time, cry. Phrases that sound so beautiful and sound like took eras to craft.
Here’s the thing that annoys me SO. FREAKING. MUCH.
At school, they’ll look at some girl different if she has acne or is a few pounds overweight.

They’ll start teasing and doing stuff they said they wouldn’t do or they hated.

And I’m just here like:

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It’s annoying as crap. And most people say why I don’t talk with them and all that. Well, first of all, being someone who’s normally on the outside and quiet, you see a bit more about people. I’m really observant and being quiet, in my opinion, is better than all that.

Now I know that the world still has great people, I’m not ranting that the whole world is a back-stabbing, wannabe planet. All I’m saying is that there are certain people that really, really annoy me with what they do.

Anyways, back to that girl we were talking about. Everyone thinks by default she’s nice and all, just because she puts a whole bunch of stuff. It sucks. Now I don’t want to be mean or anything, but most people are blind.

If you want to know what a man’s like, look at how he treats his inferiors.

-ALBUS DUMBLEDORE

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Here’s a meme I found on the internet, bois.

Albus Dumbledore, the headmaster of Hogwarts during most of Harry’s education, said that quote. It was referring to how Lucius Malfoy treated Dobby and how people treat people deemed “inferior.”

If you want to know how a person is, check and see how they act in the worst of times. These times will most often that not reveal the cold truth about a person, or reveal hidden greatness and nobility.

Well, bye. I’ll catch you guys on the flip side. Peace.

PS. I really need to stop ranting. Help me, please. Donate some happiness and contentedness to the less fortunate.

Dear seniors of 2017…

Dear seniors,

You guys graduate tomorrow. You’re done now. You’re going on to the next big adventure of your lives. You’re leaving us all.

When I first saw the ¨Get to Know a Senior¨ video, I cried. You’re leaving, finally. Leaving and we never really said thank you hard enough or as much to compensate for everything you did do. We wouldn’t be able to thank you enough for all you did, but we never did enough. All we did was complain about you or just ignore you. I feel that while we may not leave as powerful a footprint as you, we will maintain it as long as we can and make you guys proud. We promise.

You guys are going to leave such a strong legacy at the school. You are the first graduating class of our school and will probably be the best to ever graduate from here. There’s no lying there: you guys are such amazing people.

To those, I didn’t get to talk to or I was just too shy or too nervous: I’m sorry I didn’t get to talk to you and really enjoy the moments we had. Now, I realize that I should’ve done more and should’ve talked to you instead of being awkward and all that. Regardless, we can’t change that anymore, but I’m really sorry either way.

You, as an entire class, are such an inspiration. You guys are squad goals, friend goals, everything goals. You guys are the goal of all of us. You guys are the example and you set the bar pretty damn high, to be honest. How’d we get all the way up? The good thing is we have people like Kaylest and people like Raga who are obviously going to be big, like you guys, one day.

I’m aware that no seniors are going to see this, but I just needed to get it out. I can’t tell you in person, so might as well on my blog, amirite?

A few things before you go: please, please continue on being yourself. Please be the amazing people you are and work hard and in a smart manner in college or in the army or wherever the path I’ll take you. Make sure to always enjoy the time because while you guys were here, we didn’t really actually savor the moments we had and we didn’t think about how meaningful and important they’d be until they’re gone.

I was thinking about writing something longer, but I don’t know what else to say other than thank you so much and sorry. Oh, and of course good luck.

Sincerely,

Me